Warning! Minor cussing.
...and then Snape shows up and takes a bazillion points away from Gryffindor and ten points from Ravenclaw.
Everyone say 'ello to Jess the Slytherin, Dave the Ravenclaw, and Ave the Gryffindor.
This is totally based off a true story by the way. I've just taken liberties with everyone's personalities, since we're not exactly the clean-cut Hogwarts-House stereotypes that we would like to be.
Basically, Avery (Gryffindor), David (Ravenclaw) and I (Slytherin) were all laughing at dinner over something stupid, and I retorted "Gryffindork!" to Avery. She threw back "Slythershit" at me. David felt left out, because no one really cares about Ravenclaw anyway (
) and decided to insult himself.
Hogwarts Houses (c) J.K.Rowling.
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Artwork 2008 (c) JessieQ.