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HP: Insults by JessieQ HP: Insults by JessieQ
Warning! Minor cussing.


...and then Snape shows up and takes a bazillion points away from Gryffindor and ten points from Ravenclaw.



Everyone say 'ello to Jess the Slytherin, Dave the Ravenclaw, and Ave the Gryffindor.

This is totally based off a true story by the way. I've just taken liberties with everyone's personalities, since we're not exactly the clean-cut Hogwarts-House stereotypes that we would like to be. ;P

Basically, Avery (Gryffindor), David (Ravenclaw) and I (Slytherin) were all laughing at dinner over something stupid, and I retorted "Gryffindork!" to Avery. She threw back "Slythershit" at me. David felt left out, because no one really cares about Ravenclaw anyway ( :P ) and decided to insult himself.

Laughter ensued.

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Hogwarts Houses (c) J.K.Rowling.
Fonts (c) 101fonts.com
Artwork 2008 (c) JessieQ.
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bballgurl119 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
OMG, lol.
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yurika-sketches Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2011  Hobbyist
pfft o my god that is so wierdly insultingly hilarious i love it :D
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Bombolix Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2011
Ahahah, funny!
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JessieQ Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2011
Thank you!
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Bombolix Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2011
Welcome! :)
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janellecarley Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
lol...Awesome
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mabpanda Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2010
lol sad part is i'd totally be the ravenclaw XD
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KairiAngelKitsu Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconloveitplz: lol i would do that to myself too =w="
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JessieQ Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2010
Thank you, haha!
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HCGTiffy Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2010
I think I just lost my bum laughing at this. It made it all the funnier that I would be the Ravenclaw. Ahaha, Bravo!
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