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HP: Insults by JessieQ HP: Insults by JessieQ
Warning! Minor cussing.


...and then Snape shows up and takes a bazillion points away from Gryffindor and ten points from Ravenclaw.



Everyone say 'ello to Jess the Slytherin, Dave the Ravenclaw, and Ave the Gryffindor.

This is totally based off a true story by the way. I've just taken liberties with everyone's personalities, since we're not exactly the clean-cut Hogwarts-House stereotypes that we would like to be. ;P

Basically, Avery (Gryffindor), David (Ravenclaw) and I (Slytherin) were all laughing at dinner over something stupid, and I retorted "Gryffindork!" to Avery. She threw back "Slythershit" at me. David felt left out, because no one really cares about Ravenclaw anyway ( :P ) and decided to insult himself.

Laughter ensued.

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Hogwarts Houses (c) J.K.Rowling.
Fonts (c) 101fonts.com
Artwork 2008 (c) JessieQ.
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bballgurl119 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
OMG, lol.
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yurika-sketches Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2011  Hobbyist
pfft o my god that is so wierdly insultingly hilarious i love it :D
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Bombolix Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2011
Ahahah, funny!
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JessieQ Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2011
Thank you!
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Bombolix Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2011
Welcome! :)
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janellecarley Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
lol...Awesome
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mabpanda Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2010
lol sad part is i'd totally be the ravenclaw XD
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KairiAngelKitsu Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconloveitplz: lol i would do that to myself too =w="
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JessieQ Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2010
Thank you, haha!
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HCGTiffy Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2010
I think I just lost my bum laughing at this. It made it all the funnier that I would be the Ravenclaw. Ahaha, Bravo!
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JessieQ Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2010
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it! :D
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Ivy-Green Featured By Owner Nov 2, 2009
Too funny!!! :D Nice one!!
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JessieQ Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2009
Thank you, I'm glad you enjoyed it!
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DefinitionDiana Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2009
Omg this really happened? Lmfao xD This is awesome ^_^
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JessieQ Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2009
Yes, this actually happened, minus the House scarves. My friends and I can be quite ridiculous sometimes. I'm glad you liked this.
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TwilightGirl652 Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2008
hahahahaha.
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Freelana Featured By Owner Jul 24, 2008  Hobbyist Photographer
too brilliant XD
i love it

<3 xxx
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Xaphinia Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2008
Lol Funny !! :)
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JessieQ Featured By Owner Mar 15, 2008
Hahaha, glad you think so.
Thanks for the :+fav:.
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Xaphinia Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2008
Welcome !! :heart:
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pixie-kissed-faery Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2008  Student Artisan Crafter
That is so funny! Me and my friends do that. Well, they go and do a 'you are a jew, well, you are a catholic' so I get left out. So I interject myself with my religion...*facepalm*
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JessieQ Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2008
Glad to entertain you!
=D
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Eurasian-Dreamer Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2008
I love that you gave yourself the classic Slytherin upturned nose XD The expressions are great.

I like Hufflepuff. We're not terribly popular, but we have the neatest common room - near the kitchens with lots of squishy armchairs. :D
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JessieQ Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2008
I have a friend who's a Hufflepuff, back in my town.
So you're not completely alone. =D

Thank you for the kind comment on the expressions!
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samantha-twilight Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2008
lmao. That was great!
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JessieQ Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2008
Why, thank you.
I'll pass on the compliment to my "witty" friends.
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GeekdotGurl Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2008
I love this! brilliant!
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JessieQ Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2008
Thanks, I'm glad my friends' antics amused you. =D
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Merwolf Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2008
I like ravenclaw...
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JessieQ Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2008
I'll send the compliment on to Dave the Rave.
He'll be delighted someone likes his house.

Too bad really it's all about Slytherin. =)
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Drazuki Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2008
Ravenclaw FTW!
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JessieQ Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2008
Dave the Rave is the reject Ravenclaw, I swear.
He provides endless amusement to the Slytherins.
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wotchertonks7 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2008
Love the expressions and the scarves.

pwned! Luv it!
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JessieQ Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2008
Thank you, it started out as a a scribbled practice of expression, then mutated in this. =D
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wotchertonks7 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2008
It's brilliant. Did you see the latest Potter Puppet Pals, "Wizard Swears"? They are going along your route.
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JessieQ Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2008
Yes, of course!
I have another picture in my gallery that uses the Elder Swear.
Hahaha.
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wotchertonks7 Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2008
LOL! Just saw it and it's awesome. Plus the t-shirt is killer!
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JessieQ Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2008
Why, thanks!
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Ayashe Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2008
this is hystartical!!! lol, i love how u colored it too, it really makes the words stand out. but my most fav thing about this comic is the emotions and the facial stuctures, everyone looks very different, i have a hard time with that...so bravo! i love this one!

i am kinda slow when it comes to photoshop, and i have always wanted to learn how to make compic strips. do you think you could make some sort of tutorialon how to make a comic like this one? it would be really helpful
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JessieQ Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2008
Why, thank you.

Well, in real life, my friends and I all look extremely different, so I tried to exaggerate the difference. Except I totally gave my character the Malfoy family eyebrows... which I totally don't have in real life. *fails*

Um... I'm not sure about a tutorial. I've never done one before. All you really have to do is draw some pictures and then paste them all together. Well, okay, I cheated here and just changed the expressions. Then I kept using the same bodies over and over and over again. =D
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Ayashe Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2008
kewl thanks!
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Mairelyn Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
I think you are the first person who made laugh over this issue.

and you did it brilliantly
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JessieQ Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2008
Really? Oh, thank you so much for the compliment.
I'm glad you enjoyed this drabble. =D
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thebadkitty Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2008
Funny :D
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JessieQ Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2008
Why, thank you.
Glad you think so.
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