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Warning! Minor cussing.


...and then Snape shows up and takes a bazillion points away from Gryffindor and ten points from Ravenclaw.



Everyone say 'ello to Jess the Slytherin, Dave the Ravenclaw, and Ave the Gryffindor.

This is totally based off a true story by the way. I've just taken liberties with everyone's personalities, since we're not exactly the clean-cut Hogwarts-House stereotypes that we would like to be. ;P

Basically, Avery (Gryffindor), David (Ravenclaw) and I (Slytherin) were all laughing at dinner over something stupid, and I retorted "Gryffindork!" to Avery. She threw back "Slythershit" at me. David felt left out, because no one really cares about Ravenclaw anyway ( :P ) and decided to insult himself.

Laughter ensued.

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